Strong Pieces
17 May 2012 @ 3:13 AM
hellotailor:

gqgqqt:

theleaveswant:

mumblingsage:

eatfoodzap:

artemismoon12:

forgivemeannabelle:

confringo-:

starry-dawn:

angryarabrants:

vladtheimpala:

jensenapples:

vladtheimpala:

ouyangdan:

ladyfreakingchaos:

tinydragongina:

tyleroakley:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

Fun fact: in a survival situation, pads (not sure about tampons) can be used to apply pressure to wounds and/or as packing. Since, well, they’re made to soak up blood.
Condoms can also be used to carry water. Or as water ballons I guess, should you need those.  

The one downside to the Diva Cup: useless for field dressing.

The one downside to the Diva Cup: useless for field dressing.

I have an ammo belt I used for a Firefly cosplay one time, but I didn’t have any bullets or weapons to put in the ammo loops. I asked people what I should use it for instead, and someone suggested tampons. Like, an ammo belt of hundreds of tampons, for tampon emergencies. Finally, I have found the correct context for this accessory.

hellotailor:

gqgqqt:

theleaveswant:

mumblingsage:

eatfoodzap:

artemismoon12:

forgivemeannabelle:

confringo-:

starry-dawn:

angryarabrants:

vladtheimpala:

jensenapples:

vladtheimpala:

ouyangdan:

ladyfreakingchaos:

tinydragongina:

tyleroakley:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

Fun fact: in a survival situation, pads (not sure about tampons) can be used to apply pressure to wounds and/or as packing. Since, well, they’re made to soak up blood.

Condoms can also be used to carry water. Or as water ballons I guess, should you need those.  

The one downside to the Diva Cup: useless for field dressing.

The one downside to the Diva Cup: useless for field dressing.

I have an ammo belt I used for a Firefly cosplay one time, but I didn’t have any bullets or weapons to put in the ammo loops. I asked people what I should use it for instead, and someone suggested tampons. Like, an ammo belt of hundreds of tampons, for tampon emergencies. Finally, I have found the correct context for this accessory.

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)

1 week ago via hellotailor (originally adventuresofbetahugh)
16 May 2012 @ 7:40 AM

(Source: kstewarts)

1 week ago via monkeyknifefight (originally kstewarts)
8 May 2012 @ 9:24 AM
liminalzone:

okay this is just rude

liminalzone:

okay this is just rude

2 weeks ago via liminalzone (originally quimjet)
6 May 2012 @ 9:37 AM

(Source: nephelite)

2 weeks ago via mrscevans (originally nephelite)
28 January 2012 @ 10:43 PM

fuckyeahperioddramas:

Period Drama Montage - “It’s Raining Men”

Lol, too appropriate for this Tumblr.

3 months ago via fuckyeahperioddramas (originally fuckyeahperioddramas)
22 January 2012 @ 12:43 AM

gryffinclaw:

This video is beyond embarrassing. For those who have not seen it you can watch it here. Chris appears at 1:45.

(Source: lethal-killing-machine)

4 months ago via gryffinclaw (originally lethal-killing-machine)
19 January 2012 @ 10:47 PM

GQ Man of the Month: Harry Lloyd (x)

4 months ago via daydreamers (originally skellingtoons)
13 December 2011 @ 10:46 PM
"

There’s a reason Mary Jane Watson(/Parker) is one of the most popular non-powered women in comics. She’s *Mary Jane.*

With Spider-Man being the every man hero that most of us can relate to, it stands to reason that we fall for those Peter falls for. To love Peter is to love MJ through his eyes, and it’s hard not to. She’s a gorgeous, feisty, fun woman, and I think we’ve all had a Mary Jane in our lives. She’s the unattainable, the object of affection; she’s a symbol for everything good we want in our lives.

And yet, over the decades, she’s been proven to be just like us; human and flawed. She’s just as fun to read as Peter, and I’m just as invested in her story as I am Peter’s when I read a Spider-Man title. It’s hard not to be.

"

Chantaal of Girls Read Comics, Too, on why MJ is one of her favorite civilian characters in superhero comics. (via fuckyeahspiderwife)

I…forgot I wrote this. I still stand by it, though. XD

(Source: girlsreadcomics.wordpress.com)

5 months ago via fuckyeahspiderwife (originally fuckyeahspiderwife)
7 December 2011 @ 2:46 PM
theprincedouche:

sisterspock:

Chris Pine by Matthias Vriens-McGrath

theprincedouche:

sisterspock:

Chris Pine by Matthias Vriens-McGrath

(Source: details.com)

5 months ago via legochestered (originally sisterspock)
3 December 2011 @ 10:52 PM
tags:
#omg
#spongebob
cadburycrazed:

I would say “childhood ruined” but I still watch Spongebob so it’s more like “life ruined”

cadburycrazed:

I would say “childhood ruined” but I still watch Spongebob so it’s more like “life ruined”

(Source: laughfloor)

5 months ago via areyououtofyourvulcanmind (originally laughfloor)