Oh noes, icky old people using the same internet you do! The horror!
Haha omg, jobs must go on for 24 hours a day! I don’t know if you know, but they have Internet on phones now. You can actually be on Tumblr while going *to* work. Or you know, while eating lunch. Or sitting on the toilet. I’m so awesome, I make money *while* being on Tumblr.
Or heaven forbid, we’re also going to school so we can get a career. The horror of it all.
HEH. Get off my lawn, kid. I was on the internet before you were in kindergarten. ;)
I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR.
Or our jobs could actually happen ON THE INTERNET