Oh noes, icky old people using the same internet you do! The horror!
Haha omg, jobs must go on for 24 hours a day! I don’t know if you know, but they have Internet on phones now. You can actually be on Tumblr while going *to* work. Or you know, while eating lunch. Or sitting on the toilet. I’m so awesome, I make money *while* being on Tumblr.
Or heaven forbid, we’re also going to school so we can get a career. The horror of it all.
HEH. Get off my lawn, kid. I was on the internet before you were in kindergarten. ;)
I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR.
Or our jobs could actually happen ON THE INTERNET
GASP
Holy wow. I’m supposed to stop liking pretty/funny/hot/entertaining things because I’m an adult with a job? I must have...
wanna say the first time ive ever had to remotely consider saying “oh sorry I was on the internet longer than you”
God, how dare you have no control over the year you were born. *SHUNS* …Srsly though. *1987, and yes, has a job* Why is...
rude (It’s likely because...between generations) (whole quote pyramid this
I’m 28 and you hurt my feelings :(
i’ll grow my fist into your face
^5
maybe you should try growing up, shorty
Why are so many people born in 1990/1991 completely terrible? Every other year is mostly okay.
If you think it’s not possible to have a job and be on Tumblr, it’s time your 22 year old ass learned effective time...
Hahahahahahaha I work for the internet, too, and I make a LOT of money sitting here watching you guys act like a bunch...
‘82, motherfuckers. Guess what, I work FOR THE INTERNET. It’s my -job- to know what you snot-nosed bieber-fuckers are up...
Born in ‘74 and I am more hale and mighty than…oh, I’d say 75% of you striplings. I’m like the Jet Black of Tumblr....
I was on tumblr when you were still shitting your diapers.
Bitch please, I’ve been in fandom longer than some of you have been able to drive a car. And I have a job, which means I...
I think I’m almost too old to be considered a human being by this person.
I’m too young to have a valid argument here, but my brother was born in 1985 and his job REQUIRES him to be on the...
No, I’m not some little teenager… I’M A WHOLE 3 YEARS OLDER!! WOO, I know SO MUCH about life and how the world works. Go...
Run, it’s the Age Police! Come to take away our internets and send us back to the Old Folks Home! *dodders away on my...